New Guinea bookmark

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.

Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.

by rs261 December 26, 2009

hannah guiles

A all around rude person who doesn't care about people and talks up and doesn't do anything she jumps from guy to guy saying she will stop but then continues on jumping even if she makes a promise
All around hoe

I can't believe Hannah guiles is dating another guy when will she stop

by Jelly.bunny May 14, 2018

The Giterus

When you have your hair braided into your ass hair and super glued. Your buddy grabs your head and rips it forward in a quick jerking motion to disorient you. This is the traditional amish waxing method.

John: jebediah successfully preformed "THE GITERUS" last night and ended up in the ER with erectile dysfunction and anal bleeding.

Interviewer: why do you know this?

John: I was filming a documentary on amish hygiene and culture.

by Jake22335 May 13, 2021

Terraria Guide

Very hot guy please let me fuck him

"Hey, yesterday I learned how to craft something from the Terraria Guide."
"I want him to fuck me."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Winter Sumire December 4, 2021

Go go Guiness

A 50/50 mix of energy drink and Guinesss Stout.

Ryad can't get out of bed until he's had a Go go Guiness in the morning.

by The Mads November 24, 2020

Breaking Covid Guidelines

A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021

I regret breaking Covid guidelines.

by Henry G Darren June 25, 2021

The Terraria Guide

Very hot NPC that you get at the Start of playing Terraria.
He teaches you how to craft things and such.
Also I really wanna fuck him

Person: The Terraria Guide is really useful
Me: I want to fuck him.
Person: What is wrong with you

by Winter Sumire December 4, 2021