grinkle gronk

A man who is not allowed in a 500 meter radius of a school or childcare center.

He is under my bed, i have called the authorities and they are accumulating an army to destroy him.

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by JudahtheWerido August 20, 2023

getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.

Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!

by GAGL August 9, 2023

groinal acreage

Body mass of the pubic area.

Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

gronkus

another word for gronk, often describes more extreme gronk.

OMG that guy is the biggest gronkus

by hottiehothots September 25, 2006

gronk

a person who holds onto a poo to deliberately unleash it on another person's clean toilet

omg Kelly is such a gronk, she left skid Mark's down the FRONT of my toilet

by shanewho March 23, 2019

gronk

...is an overweight woman who is very clumsy and sloppy. This woman is usually loud and has big feet!

That fat fucking gronk won't shut her mouth!

by Trevor Chapman February 2, 2008

gronk

a total loser. Usually slumped in posture, with varying shades of colour in their hair. can be seen anywhere and a gronk detector is not needed to find one

"dude look at that total lurking gronk down on the corner!"

by dylmeister007 April 26, 2009