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East Grand Rapids

East Grand Rapids is the place where the students work hard and party harder. Known for smoking copious amounts of high quality marijuana, east students pride themselves on obtaining some of the best drugs west michigan has to offer. While other drugs are usually frowned upon in high school, they are welcomed at east. Many students indulge in the consumption of LSD, Cocaine, Molly, and various pharmies outside and often during school. Open campus lunch plays a factor of drug use during school as many students cruise and smoke at lunch. Cruising the land of Ada has also been a tradition for many years and maintains a ritual like status even today. However despite the heavy drug use, East still maintains its status as one of the best schools in the nation.
-Wanna cruise ada after school?
-Do we not attend east grand rapids?

Damn, those east kids are into their psychedelics, no one would ever think about touching LSD at catholic central.

East kid-
DUDE! I went to ada with this tim from forest hills and he smoked me down....with some f*cking mids! Can you believe that?! I would rather cut my d*ck off than smoke mids.

EGR Football Player-
I think our entire football team is cruising ada right now and its the night before the state finals. Eh, whatever its not like we have won the last 4 years in a row.
by Glenn Mitcham January 27, 2010
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grand theft auto vice city

best game on PS2 i've ever played!

hijackings, killings,shootings,stealings,smuggling
I did ya wife...ya poor bastard!
by Tommy Vercetti February 4, 2004
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grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit
"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"
by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008
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Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.
Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.
by Doornobs October 16, 2020
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grand sham

A particular instance of deceit or trickery with which such grandeur is used.
Party go-er 1: Hey guys check out this huge dealing of grass i just scored.

Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.

Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.
by Jared Ellis February 26, 2008
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grande stiffo

Slang word for erection, made popular from when the Adam Sandler played the "Opera Man" when singing about a womans chest
"Fergia Fergia
Nipple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a Niple-a..
CANTALOPAS!! EL-PROTRUDO-O
OPERA MAN....
Grande Stiffo"
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Gandalfing

Sitting and staring while smoking weed, in order to solve a problem or remember something.
When I cant figure out how to fix something, Im know for Gandalfing out on the problem.
by Prince Randorson January 4, 2016
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