grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world

Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*

by emmyandlola June 9, 2023

grammar college

stuck up petty rich kids that think they are cool.

grammar college have so many rich petty kids

by shrek/ baba gurl April 19, 2022

Grammar Nazi

A person who is willing to completely kill the momentum of intelligent discourse to moan about the location of a preposition or comma in a sentence. They usually aren't as smart as they think they are, so it's their way of interjecting something they feel has intellectual value into the conversation.

We were having a really great talk about the theory of existentialism until John the fucking grammar nazi completely ignored your compelling argument just to point out that you shouldn't use a preposition at the end of a sentence.

by unclejoe1917 July 7, 2016

Grammar Pope

This is an effort to re-define and change the negative connotations associated with efforts to encourage correct grammar; currently referred to as grammar nazi

Grammar Nazi? Please! My edicts are directly from the revered texts of the public education system. They are intended to improve both your personal and societal interactions. I prefer "Grammar Pope."

by Guano Psycho October 23, 2017

International Grammar

An overly complicated and mutually disappointing sex act.

I went back to his place and he seemed cool, but he wanted to do International Grammar and it just got weird.

by Oversharer May 31, 2015

Grammar gamer

Grammar gamer means a gamer who usually corrects your typos as a joke, They usually use laptops and play free games on steam. They also are bad at spelling so they use Grammarly or another app to correct their shitty grammar.

Gosh this "Grammar gamer" keeps on annoying me.
Grammar gamers are very lame.

by Zan van October 12, 2021

Grammar Shower

A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.

"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.

by UrbanPerfect86 January 31, 2019