gram

a metric unit of measurement

gimme a gram?

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

Confirm 5 Gram

Confirm 5 gram/grams is a phrase used by people who witnessed someone acting in an odd manner. It could be but not necessarily when someone is intoxicated off stimulants. This phrase originated when someone smoked 5 grams of crystal methamphetamine at the void deck and started being aggressive while being shirtless and masturbated to passersby. Confirm 5 Gram could also be used when someone is suffering from mental illnesses though this phrase is not commonly used for that reason. People called Confirm 5 Gram are usually gone case individuals without a bright future and most likely is rotting their life away from narcotics. You could find majority these individuals being called "confirm 5 gram" at vicinities such as Punggol, Boon Lay, Yishun, Redhill, Kallang and Aljunied

Billy: woah look at that YP throwing a fit and raging, he even got shirtless and started wanking!
YP: ARGHHHHH *wank* *wank* *wank*
Kendrick: bro that guy confirm 5 gram sia
Billy: yea kendick, maybe even 10 gram

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

'gram

Short for Instagram

A kid on the 'gram put me a like yesterday.

by Creta March 11, 2019

Jamma gram

A gram of drugs that’s usually been dipped or bashed by ketamine

Bruv This is some proper Jamma gram. It’s been dipped by the odur fongas.

by Baydz May 1, 2020

gram hero

Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.

Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”

by CrèmeDream June 22, 2020

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Zackary Grams

Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.

Hey look! It’s Zackary Grams, the nattiest beta I’ve ever seen!

by Nattybeta420 November 14, 2021