Double Knee'd Knob Gobbler

A chicken head or a fellatious woman.

I made that Swamp Donkey I met at the bar last night give me a double knee'd knob gobbler.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

by Firework Master December 2, 2009

gorble

A monster that copies everybody, usually a red haired monster. Has a beard and a mustache and only wears black clothes. There is only one. Beware of the gorble. Usually a really bad friend. Very ugly.

1: WOAH! Did you see that?
2:Duh. That was a gorble..
1:Dont become friends with it.

by gorble_beware February 20, 2011

turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003

gorble

Verb; An attempt to speak while deepthroating a penis.

Gorbling; My girlfriend prefers gorbling to giving a hummer.

I was getting some head while thinking out loud about dinner. My girlfriend started to gorble and almost vomited.

by KittenZombie666 January 28, 2017

Poo Gobbler

an infant, who unsuspecting to its parents, removes its own diaper and plays with and eats its own poo. This usually occurs when the child is in its crib and is believed to be sleeping.

Mom: Can you believe the baby took off her poopy diaper again?
Dad: Did she eat some poo?
Mom: Yep.
Dad: Damn, she is such a little poo gobbler, I hope she grows out of it.

by Mommy G September 28, 2006

Glizzy gobbler

Someone who deep throats hot dogs like it’s their grandmas clit

“Hey wanna see me gobble down this glizzy?” Said aazian

“Fuck no glizzy gobblers are for sus boys” said Brandon

by That man James July 28, 2020