dead goodbye

the physical act of being wasted, drunk, disorderly, or intoxicated.

bruh that wigga rlly b dead goodbye

dead goodbye by jobshskdjdjsjdjd738384 April 15, 2019

waiving goodbye 

The act of not requiring someone to bid one or more other humans farewell if doing so would be too emotionally distressing. Or the uncomfortable person himself decides to just "sneak out early" before others are awake to observe his departure, so that he doesn't have to endure the whole "long tearful parting" crap that would otherwise be "socially mandatory" if the other folks knew he was leaving.

A prime example of "waiving goodbye" is related in the classic "origin of the yodel" joke: the traveler heads out "at first cock's crow" from the farmer's barn where he'd been sleeping overnight, so that there wouldn't be any embarrassing --- and possibly dangerous! --- explaining to do if the farmer's wife and/or daughter decided to do any joyful "crowing" of their own about the wonderful things that the traveler had performed with his own "cock" on them the previous evening when they had separately gone out to the barn to bring him food and wine for his supper.

waiving goodbye by QuacksO August 4, 2019

Jersey Goodbye 

When you jerk off for so long you're dick goes into a coma when you're done you're left talking with a jersey accent

You see that guy,I heard he gave himself a Jersey Goodbye

Jersey Goodbye by QuakeSnake92 May 24, 2020

Robertson goodbye 

when you are at a social function with a mixed company of friends and strangers and when it comes time for you to leave, you take a drink from a strangers glass right before leaving. Preferably this will happen as you are saying goodbye to everyone and the attention is on you.

I was down at the bar when I noticed how late it was, so rushed out of the bar and accidentally Robertson goodbye-ed. So today I'm pretty sick. :/

Robertson goodbye by pseudo-sudo April 22, 2021

Georgian Goodbye 

saying bye 100 times to everyone & then end up staying for a 3rd dessert.

Akaki was a forward-thinking, strategic planner. He figured he should start his Georgian goodbye at around 6:30 PM so that he could be on the road home by 10:00 PM the latest. This is a very smart man.

Georgian Goodbye by SheniDeda November 1, 2021

Tallahassee Goodbye

Mooning your friend as they drive away. Best done with multiple butts.

Everyone at the party was drunk when I drove off, so they gave me the Tallahassee Goodbye.

Tallahassee Goodbye by maG1Cm0nk3Y November 5, 2021

Tennessee Goodbye 

A goodbye where Tennesseans yell at the top of their lungs “BYE YALLLLLL”, and then get in their car and drive away..

We should give them a Tennessee goodbye.

Tennessee Goodbye by Jxckson December 16, 2021