The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.
Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"
Friend: "savage"
Other friend: "yeah"
by Thatdude1991 July 11, 2016
When a homeless crack whore gets your pee fetish off by letting you urinate on her for a Quarter pounder meal.
I’ve been feeding that crack whore with the golden Ronald every day for the last two weeks. She smells like hot urine anyway so why not.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.
*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.
*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.
Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.
by Derek H. aka xmypantsx August 02, 2008
by The Vacuum September 27, 2014
After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.
Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?
Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.
Savage, nice save.
Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.
Savage, nice save.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
When a person covers their nipples in golden juices and proceeds to run to up Mount Everest in order to make fat cash on their OnlyFans stream.
Katie: I’m to use my golden peaks to make bank
Discord Kitten: Show us your feet babyyyyy gurllllll
Katie: Thanks for the $420 donation
Discord Kitten: Show us your feet babyyyyy gurllllll
Katie: Thanks for the $420 donation
by SteveHarvey7 October 21, 2022
by SansGaming December 27, 2016