Gilardo

A fat fuck who likes to eat, smoke weed, and make strange noises. The term was originally started by members of the Port Washington high school football team, but has since become part of the vernacular at many colleges along the east coast.

(after drinking a half-gallon of orange juice and smoking 2 blunts)
Matt: MATT MAGGOGGGGER!
Zack: man, I wish I could be a Gilardo like Matt
Matt: SHUT THE BEUCK UP!

by bob16723 February 9, 2010

Gilbert

The wackest guy there is. The name Gilbert is derived from the word Wack. A Gilbert is known to function on nothing but wackness, wild gilberts love to pray on defenseless wacks in the wild. Also a Gilbert cannot function with being wack. Gilberts are very commonly known for being wack from head to toe. It had been said that all of the world's wackness is overflow that radiates off of Gilbert from being too wack.

Look at that Gilbert he is so wack.

by Pacs9228 June 1, 2018

gilbert paterson middle school

Gilbert Paterson Middle School is located in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. And is full of rich annoying Mormons who get offended by the slightest things, and poor kids who smoke marijuana. It is also full of attention whores who cut/threaten to kill themselves on a daily basis.

Person #1: Hey you must go to Gilbert Paterson Middle School

Person#2: yeah I do how did you know?

Person #1: you're Mormon.

by Pinguthepenguin77 October 26, 2017

Gilbert"Pelon"Saldana

If you know this. Person then you already know that Pelon is a great father, a supporting friend, kind uncle, a loving Godfather, an amazing son, a fun cousin, and most loyal and loved brother. To know this person is to love this person. He is funny and smart. He loves his family and friends. Gilbert P Saldana will leave an empty place in your life that will never be filled, once he is gone.

I lost the most amazing person in my life, and his name was Gilbert"Pelon"Saldana.

by Louden clear June 28, 2020

gillary

A beautiful girl that can get you out of the deepest wholes in the darkest times

Would be wonderful to have a Gillary

by Satu July 27, 2020

Gilbank

A very pleasant person to be around, a real people person that has the strange ability to charm most people. Often also used to describe someone with a large penis.

Wow david how is it that you're manage to be such a Gilbank all the time.

by Person10000 November 17, 2020

Gilberto

Real ass gangster nigga on crip. Resides in either LBC or CPT. usually homeless

That nigga Gilberto took my bitch and fucked my mother dawg

by 562dub September 17, 2021