Special Gift 

A one-time gift that is given to an individual out of hope that it will give the donor something in the future. The term is used as a tactic to make the recipient want to know more about the gift so that the donor can exercise their authority over them hence the generic definition.

Sam gave me a special gift so I would protect her in the state of nature

Special Gift by RacistBiraciality July 12, 2018

That Gift 

Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.

Yeah, she broke up with me, but I got the last laugh! I gave her that gift!

That Gift by emo_mark August 9, 2006

guilt gift 

1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.

2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.

1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."

2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"

guilt gift by covered in jewelry October 12, 2006

Chipmunk gift 

A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.

On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.

My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she's too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.

That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?

My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?

Chipmunk gift by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005

Meaty Gift 

When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.

I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.

Meaty Gift by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009

Texas Gift Basket 

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

Texas Gift Basket by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Valentine Gift 

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.

Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.

Valentine Gift by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010