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Revenge-Gift

When your friend tells you they got you a present, but decided not to tell you what it is before the d-day. Instead of waiting all alone, you also get them a present and let them receive it on the same day, so you both have the expectations for the same amount of time.
Jordan is such an amazing friend, he got me a present two weeks before my birthday, while waiting, I am making him a painting without telling him what it will be, this is my revenge-gift, because revenge gifting is a thing.
by yoyo42 July 18, 2018
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Fireman’s Gift

n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.
I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.
by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021
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Gift day

Gist day is when you give your best friend,
Girlfriend or boyfriend a gift
Hey best friend here you go

Best friend: why are you giving me a gift

Because it’s November 25th give aka gift day!!!
by Baby shark 🦈 November 3, 2019
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hit gift

When an abuser gives a gift in an attempt to make up for an instance of abuse. The victim takes this as an apology or promise of change and things go back to normal, with normal being a short period of time until the abuse happens again.
Nita: Carlos just bought me this car! Look, Girls!
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?
by Ellebeedub June 10, 2019
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Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019
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Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.
Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
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parrot gift

when you pretend to love a gift because you don’t wanna hurt the person’s feelings that you hate it.
Ugh my Aunt gave me a toothbrush for Christmas, that’s such a parrot gift!
by khloerose20 December 23, 2021
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