Gib·son
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
/ˈɡibsən/
noun
an insufferable soy boy beta male that whines all day about how small they are "down there" in hopes that a female of any kind, requiring only a pulse, will take pity on him and help him lose his virginity. A Gibson is a rare type of person to meet in the real world. They have very little interaction with the outside world, and spend most of their time online due to being unemployed. You are most likely to find a Gibson in their widowed mother's basement moderating a Minecraft server, abusing the small amount of power they are granted in the digital space to compensate for being a poorly endowed NEET.
"Yes officer, that's the filthy Gibson that I found in my daughter's closet sniffing her dirty socks after he followed her home from school even though he is clearly in his twenties!"
by Ipardonyourfrench September 23, 2023
Get the Gibsonmug. 
He is such a simp will ask out anyone he can, about 4 or 5 tims. He is really Thirsty
he only has a 1mm cock
he only has a 1mm cock
by ghfghjjbhm September 9, 2020
Get the Logan Gibsonmug. by Barbie_girl_lover420 July 3, 2023
Get the sam gibsonmug. by Sadie Houston:) February 18, 2022
Get the Gibson Is So Sexy Can We Agree?mug. One of the most overrated guitar brands ever. A long time ago in a galaxy far away they made good guitars and were pioneers in the electric guitar industry. Gibson has lost $500,000,000 in revenue as of 2017, and is closing their memphis factory. People have moved on from them and realized that better guitars exist at a far lower price.
Bob: "Dude I just ordered a Gibson Les Paul Custom for only $3000!"
Brian: "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?! I just picked up a PRS SC 245 for $1700"
Bob: "But Jimmy Page played one so it must be amazing"
Brian: "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?! I just picked up a PRS SC 245 for $1700"
Bob: "But Jimmy Page played one so it must be amazing"
by SmartPersonusesbrain,notpopula December 3, 2017
Get the Gibsonmug. by sivadiak October 5, 2017
Get the Gibson Graysmug.