guitar.cunts 

those bitches at guitar.com

braindead lil fuckers who think n*sync is better than the original Van Halen

disgusting lil boogers

guitar.cunts by fuckyou you lil snot eating nerd some bitches April 25, 2004

Guitar.com misc sucks 

The hairy,smelly butthole of the entire internet that poop comes out of.

misc-ers are the rudest,most offensive,lowest life forms on the planet.

Guitar.com is the most offensive guitar site I've ever had the displeasure of visiting.

It would be okay if not for the miscellaneous forum.

This is a sick and twisted and offensive and evil guitar site folks.

Guitar.com misc sucks by Arnold Shwarzenegger March 6, 2004

guitar hero face

the face that you make when you play guitar hero. Typicly when you stick your tongue out to one side or the other and squint because the notes are coming to dam fast

that dude has the guitar hero face

guitar hero face by brennaneyl December 22, 2007

Guitar 

sometimes used in art (like picasso paintings) guitars have influenced music since the western world. closely related to a predecessor, the lute, guitars consist of 6,7,or 12 strings (i once saw a 42 string guitar..it was nuts) as far as acoustic guitars go, the best acoustic money can buy is either a C.F. Martin, or a Takamine. As far as electrics go: Fender, Gibson, or Paul Reed Smith (PRS) the strings are strummed or plucked either with the bare fingers or a plectrum (pick) to create a pleasing array of tonal masterpieces.

Phil: "I'm playing guitar so i can get laid w00t!"
David: "think with your mind instead of your dick. you'll go far."
Phil: *spontaneously combusts*

Guitar by Kirsh November 26, 2004

guitar hero 

can be either

1. a game that uses a plastic stick with brightly colored buttons. occasionaly makes some addicts think they actually have talent on the real guitar, when in reality they are jealous pricks.

2. a game that some people play in small amounts. this is ok because they dont beleive they have any skill at real guitar and they could also be real guitarists too.

1. (this actually happened)
max(me): dude i finally got the intro to bark at the moon down!

tommy: sweet how long did it take?

matt s(guitar hero addict): you mean on guitar hero? i got 85% on expert! i can play it on real guitar too now! (no he cant)

me: what the fuck

tommy: go away

2.

andrew(drummer): you know what song is awesome

me: no what

andrew: purple haze. its about a kind of weed thats apparently like 60$ a leaf!

me: thats like jimi hendrixes easiest song i learned it with the solo in 3 days

andrew: yeah its on guitar hero my cousin let me play it at his house

me: haha awesome just dont play it a lot

guitar hero by lewdcruedtatooed May 10, 2009

Guitar Hero 

A game people love to buy for any console Ps2 and up great way to have fun when your bored and to listen to great music may even make you want to get a real guitar.

"Hey, can __________ come over?" no he is playing guitar hero

Guitar Hero by Gamerman1337 November 21, 2011

Maa Ghia 

Motherfucker in Odia(a language of a state of India called Orissa)

Maa Ghia kouthi gandi marouthilu be.(Odia)
Ae Mother fucker where you are getting fucked.

Maa Ghia by Gucker October 30, 2011