Government

A joke.


See example.

Hey barry, that was a good government.

by jimmmy June 25, 2005

government

The guys controlling the subnet, which is something that is beneath the internet that normal humans can't enter, but the government watches you through it!

The government is watching everything you do

by Andrew February 23, 2003

Government Vacation

1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.

2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.

Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.

David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.

by kittridge October 18, 2008

Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010

government hoe

A female that claims she's independent but doesn't work. She lives off walfare, child Support, and gives sexual favors for money. Doesn't provide for her kids without the help of the government

She can't wait until the first to show off she's a government hoe

by Me kia July 2, 2014

Corrupt government

Kris' Churchill Server

Damn, Kris' Server is a corrupt government

by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020

government

Something we need but don't want and that doesn't work due to the stupidity of humans.

The governmant will one day fall and we will all kill each other.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005