guarding Epstein

To perform a critical task poorly.

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"

by Darko May August 13, 2019

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

A movie made in 2017. In which ( you have to know the first one to understand this next part) Quill fights his father and we see a very cute and small Baby Groot and a teenager Groot. Both very cute and funny. Now go watch it!

Person 1: Hey have you watched Guardians of the galaxy Vol. 2?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: you should watch it. But one question are you emotional?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: Then you shouldn't watch it.
All walk away from one another

by LizardLia67 April 29, 2020

gapronch

a groin, penis, and crotch.

hey man, my gapronch has been really itchy lately

by reece gunn June 9, 2021

Guardians Of The Barrier

The ones who guard the barrier with some obscure sounds. It will remind you of a the trantalantas of the northeast.

Dude have you met Guardians Of The Barrier? they were down the street.

by Gotbfan365 June 30, 2021

Guap Guap 3000

Term used to describe head so good you would pay for it; and/or also that good pussy

She said it was her first time then hit me with the guap guap 3000, bro it was raining $1’s when I was done.

by Finkapoplous July 19, 2021

Guap talk 🗣💯

Real shit that niggas be talking bout

“You hear bout that nigga suzuki being a pedo?”
“Yuh that nigga bitchy as hell”
“Guap talk 🗣💯”

by Globiden January 26, 2022

Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022