2 definitions by Jockeygrrl

Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 28, 2022

Sunday Purse

Noun. A female's vagina. "Sunday" because it is a female's best purse; her special purse.

"She contracted gonorrhea and had green stuff all up in her Sunday Purse".

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2010