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I'm a grower not a shower

It's when your strength when bench pressing improves but your chest size does not
Man 1: Hey man your chest big yet?
Man 2: Nah man I'm a grower not a shower
by sdgdfhredh October 23, 2020
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grower

a penis that appears small when limp but SUPPOSEDLY gets bigger when erect.

however, this phenomenon does not actually exist and this term was invented by a man who was caught with a limp penis by one of his friends and quickly tried to justify it by saying he is in fact, a grower rather that admitting the embarrassing truth that he is less of a man than his friend with the big dick
Friend 1: You bro i think your dicks hanging out, not even trying to front, you got that small dick...Friend 2: no (nervously covers up) im a grower, it gets way bigger when im hard...Friend 1: so does mine...Friend 2: na like way bigger
by j420kid January 10, 2011
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growlery

n. a den or lair in which to growl in, usually with ones growler out.
Mr Belvedere had recently laid upon Anne a formal invite to a private function in his growlery.

Unsure how to proceed with his request, she quietly confided in a friend:

Elisabeth, I'm terribly unsure whether to entertain this request, Lady Gray was walking bo-legged for a week after the terribly grand smashing he gave her in there and my fanny is in an absolute state already.
by J'aime Fererro August 24, 2011
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growlerable

Any libation worthy of filling a growler with;

A definable point to make describing an epically do-able thing or task.
That’s definitely a growlerable beer. I’ll get more for later.
by NitroHead January 8, 2020
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growerling

when your mad and glowering, and then someone makes you even madder, so you growl, which in the case of growerling...is a combination of glowering and groweling.
emily made me mad so i was muttering behind her back, and she made me even madder, so i was growerling behind her back.
by brandan suibb January 11, 2008
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growley [grow-ley]

1.Any non-english speaking contractor on a given job site.

2.Any immigrant worker whom works for under minimum wage and takes jobs away from hard working qualified Americans.
I need a growley grow-ley and a shovel to dig this whole.
by Robert Roll March 11, 2008
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Groller

An asshole that tries to get with every girl and thinks he's all that. People openly hate him to his face.
Groller is an asshole
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