grammar homicide

Grammar homicide can have multiple definitions.

1. grammar homicide is defined as more than one grammar mistake per paragraph.

2. sending a follow-up text where you mistakenly correct grammar, only the correction is actually wrong. And then make a silly comment how you had to correct your grammar b/c it was a cell-phone auto correction.

3. having to spend too much time correcting other peoples grammer.

He committed grammar homicide when he sent that text.

and

I suffered from grammar homicide after spending five minutes reviewing this manuscript.

by FurRealKitty October 31, 2013

International Grammar

An overly complicated and mutually disappointing sex act.

I went back to his place and he seemed cool, but he wanted to do International Grammar and it just got weird.

by Oversharer May 31, 2015

grammar artist

Someone who disregards the normal use of grammar for a more stylish and effective communication of their written message. Often times with a goal of making sure their own unique personality comes across as well.

Cheryl isn't well educated but she sure knows how to use punctuation to get her point across just as she wants you to hear it. She's a true grammar artist!

by NickNap November 13, 2016

Grammar Klansman

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.

The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

intellectual grammar

A higher form of grammar which is not totally aligned with the "normal" English language

The English teacher claimed the essay was bad, but the student was simply using intellectual grammar.

by Not Ericc April 25, 2019

horrible grammar

Something constantly used by non-professional commentators on the internet. Caused by carelessness, poor education, or both. Often accompanied by horrible spelling.

"Your using horrible grammar on the innternet again. You're school system did'nt do it's job good, anyways."

by Jen281 December 2, 2019

Grammar Pope

This is an effort to re-define and change the negative connotations associated with efforts to encourage correct grammar; currently referred to as grammar nazi

Grammar Nazi? Please! My edicts are directly from the revered texts of the public education system. They are intended to improve both your personal and societal interactions. I prefer "Grammar Pope."

by Guano Psycho October 23, 2017