Noah's Goldfish

noah who owns a white bowl of original goldish and is now eating it...

i have a profile piuture with Noah's Goldfish

by bigballs-2904 April 26, 2025

National steal rainbow goldfish at lunch day

February 9th is national steal rainbow goldfish day! Steal your friends rainbow goldfish.

You: Hey guess what day it is? February 9th, National steal rainbow goldfish at lunch day!

Them: what's so special- HEY GIVE BACK MY GOLDFISH

You:HAHA SUCKS TO SUCK MINE NOW!

by livelaughlovetheater February 7, 2026

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

Goldfishing

When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.

He was so fucked up on mushrooms, he spent the whole night goldfishing around his apartment and never made it out to meet us.

We wasted a few hours goldfishing around camp before we even realized that we missed the burn.

by DJJD2000 August 9, 2009

I have a gold fish

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.

Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

Goldfishstupid

1) Dumb as a box of rocks,

2) Dingy, annoying.

She was turtletight but damn she was goldfishstupid.

by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

Goldfished

Similar to being “catfished,” a person gets “goldfished” when...the person they’ve been talking to via “online” etc is, indeed, the right person, they just promised everything in the world, gold, glitter and diamonds, and after meeting....they brought nothing but empty promises.

“We been chattin’ online these last 8 months, he promised me that he’d treat me like a queen. Now that we’ve met, he been nothin’ but jealous and controlling.”

“Girl, you done been goldfished.”

by Maver7ck April 23, 2020