Goobstoob

A big silly boogerman

See that man over there? He’s a real goobstoob

by Biggest most gigantic pooper February 19, 2022

Gobshite

Definition of an irish "genius". Goes alongside wanker and eejit.

"How the feck did this gobshite get on telly?!"

by TheMostRealSlimShadyOnMars March 21, 2022

Goobs

A man that gets no bitches and has a sad life.

man 1: Bro i feel like such a goobs right now.

man 2: What does that mean?

man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.

by THELEGEND275697 April 1, 2022

Gobshite

A foolish mind puppeteers and mind puppet complex who talk Inside Information in public spaces where non-Gobshites can hear, while always pleading ignorance if questioned.
Gobshites periodically eat Shit as a punishment.

Gobshite: "Blah blah blah, {Inside Information Words}, Blah blah blah"

Non-gobshite at next table: {cough}, gobshites, {cough}.

by B D Eye April 13, 2022

Gobshyte

Also known as a "Boris"

Johnson and Rees-Mogg are two typical Tory GOBSHYTES.

by Jijjim April 19, 2022

Gobsphobic

Hatred or Fear towards Gobs

Male 1: I hate gobs

Male 2: You are Gobsphobic

by !realpapichulo May 2, 2022

Gorbs

A gay orb or anything perfectly gay.

"Your lesbo neighbor surely fell in a gorbs pool when she was born."
"Gregory ? Oh you meant : Gregorbs!"
" Gorbs the house down !"

by AquariusGorbs May 10, 2022