Glitter Ripping

A term used for a female fart. Soley used by a female who insists their poots are dainty and feminine. But in retrospect are just as nasty as a homeless persons farts.

Kayley, how do you feel today? Not so hot Amanda... I've been glitter ripping like a mofo! That's the last time I eat street meat after leaving the bar.

by Maxwell-deepwell October 24, 2016

Glitter Turd

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity

Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016

glitter sushi

You're the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice cream, the knife to my soup
~THE POINT IS YOUR POINTLESS~

Glitter sushi???? No idea what this means just writing cause I forgot to get someone a Hanukkah present

by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016

Glitter sushi

You're the glitter to my sushi, the point is, your useless

Didn't get someone a valid Hanukkah present, what a glitter sushi I am 😑

by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016

Unicorn Glitter

When two people are having sex, while on acid and are wearing unicorn masks.

I was so scarred after I walked in on my roomate , while her and her boyfriend was doing the unicorn glitter.

by Joker_Girl42 January 13, 2017

glitter fluffer

A person who is assigned to keeping/preparing a females vagina for pornography, modeling sets, escorts teasing, etc.

The glitter fluffer worked the woman's clitorus vigorously in attempts to preping it for plump appearance in the photo shoot.

by Can't kickit July 5, 2018

Glitter dick

Someone you have wanted to date but when you do its just a let down. It looks better than it is.

He may be fit but he has no personality. He's a complete glitter dick

by Glitterdickeater May 20, 2018