A ginger is a result of a genetic mistake, commonly formed by two ugly people having
sex.
They are easily recognised due to their pale
skin and ginger freckles.
It has been said that rubbing two ginger people together at the
head creates a flame. (This has been proven)
Most genetic mutations have no effect on the success of the individual, alas this 'gingervitis' mutation has lead to lonerism, freakism and other defects.
There is no known cure though hair dye products are a popular alternative to bearing a gingey barnet.
There is a Welsh folk tale that depicts a red haired heroine that seeks revenge on the Romans for getting
jiggy with her daughter. She attacks the Romans, going all ginger and
crazy, but they just get
jiggy with her instead. No worries, she loves it.
"A
bead of sweat trickled from his coppor brow and down his handsome face -
nah, only joking, he was a ginger
minger!"