Gary 

A smart, funny, and all around great man who is a fierce friend! Gary works hard for his family and will everything necessary to make them happy. Gary is easy to talk to and a good listener. Garys love sandwiches with pickles. He's just a great guy!

Everyone needs a Gary in their life.

Gary by movtin78 February 3, 2023

Gary 

Someone who is everyone's uncle

Person A: Hey Gary.
Person B: Who is Gary?
Person A: Our uncle.

Gary by ASimpleHuman May 4, 2023

Gary 

Man.

"hey Gary"
"hey"

Gary by GaryGamer June 20, 2023

Gary 

He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.

All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.

Gary by enigmaticbook September 3, 2023

Gary 

Gary - adjective

A Gary is a person who is different or oppositional. Garys will usually do the exact opposite of whatever is popular currently, or whatever everyone else around him is doing. They usually do this to attract attention in most situations.

"He was the only dude who didn't show up to the party, he's such a gary."

Gary by panderverse October 27, 2023

Gary 

A trojan who hands out peas and carrots to little kids

Marcie: Did that kid Gary just pass by over here?

Luthor: Yeah and he’s passing out peas and carrots over by the stable

Marcie: How’s that for a first class field trip? He can pass onions and potatas

Luthor: And eggplant and pumpkin!

Gary by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023

Gary 

The action of giving peelings of your foreskin to another. Kind of like peeling a banana

“Yo Evan, can I get a Gary real quick?”
“Sure man! *rips off foreskin*

Gary by Bebik March 21, 2024