Gassy Beaner

A look-alike Mexican who SUPPOSIVLY has gas but is only called a gassy beaner by some poor ginger.

Ginger: *whisper* Gassy Beaner
Mexican: *stage whisper* FIRECROTCH
Ginger: Hehe...he... ...Shutup -_-'

by pseudonymmissspeller December 7, 2010

gassix

gay sassix.

"No way he is straight, he had the gassix. He Loves the cack!"

by Trevor June 27, 2004

gassing-lane

An area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they pass by. Gassing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.

I didn't realize I was in the gassing-lane until three people farted just as they passed by my face.

by jmonkey September 3, 2005

gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it.

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

by llio;p;lk September 16, 2008

Gassage

(n) exemplifying the containment and release of gas
(n) all matters concerning gas are subparts of the broader subject gassage

This gassage leads to the woods.

Dude, where is that gassage coming from?
That gassage really stinks!

by PooPyDoo23 January 15, 2010

gasshole

the person who pulls up to the gas pump and forgets what side their gas tank is on.

Before he filled up his car with gas for the first time, I told Joe to make sure he knew what side his tank was on so he wouldn't pull up to the wrong pump and look like a gasshole...

by asbqueen March 30, 2011

Gassia

a Gassia is most likely a blonde, obviously. HATES taking compliments, is usually sad for no reason, is EXTREMELY funny, and tells great stories. Gassia's are usually very gullible, and will believe anything you tell them, so take full advantage of this trait, but besides that they're great friends, and amazing individuals.

Mireille: Woah, did you see that Gassia?

Angela: Yea, she's so cool!

Mireille: I know! I wish I was as cool as the Gassia.

by Mireillee August 7, 2011