Gaper

G.A.P.E.R is an acronym for a skier or snowboarder that stands for: Guaranteed Accident Prone on Every Run. They can be spotted at the landing of jumps just out of view for those dropping, cutting people off on runs, running into people, falling off lifts, and generally making a fool of themselves. They are usually dressed in 80's ski gear or brand new gear that they spent way to much money on and have the trademark gaper gap between the goggles and hat and many times the pants are tucked into the boots.

Dude I just got snaked by that gaper

I almost landed right on that gaper in the landing of that jump

by Mactown138 March 4, 2010

gaper

A Tourist, particularly one who stops and stares at somthing while being completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Honolulu would be a nice place to live if it wasn't for all the freakin' gapers.

by Fillmore June 15, 2005

gaspard

When a situation or person is to your immense dislike, or not satisfactory in some way it is gaspard.

Anna, you have destroyed my life and made it not worth living you stupid gaspard.
The weather outside is gaspard, but the fire is ungaspard.
There is nothing in the cupboard for my tea, and all my flatmates eat is smash and toast, Oh Gaspard!!!

by Joshgoody November 10, 2008

Gaper

A Skier or Snowboard who is usually not respected by many people in life, but thinks he/she will find that closure on the mtn, But really looks like a complete tool. Ski/ride with the latest gear. Paid for by their parents credit card (even tho they r in their late 20's to early 30's). Usually they only stay at high-end hotels mostly ski on ski off, they only go to the most popular resorts cause thats where they feel they would get the most respect out of there many Facebook updates throughout the day. There Facebook will usually read "hitting the craziest trail/obstacles" But in reality taking the easiest way down, or just completely bombin every trail.

Gaper 1 - "Yooo Gaper 2, where do you want to ski this weekend?"
Gaper 2 - "Lets just fly out west and ski the whole week"
Gaper 1 - "YESSS! No wonder you are my only friend"
Gaper 2 - "I am dying to try out these new ski, but i love my other new pair also"
Gaper 1 - "Just bought my plane ticket out west"
Gaper 2 - "Me to"
Gaper 1 - "Im going to buy a new shell."
Gaper 2 - "Me too"
Gaper 1 - "I'll buy a GoPro and you buy a hand held camcorder"
Gaper 2 - "You were reading my mind"
Gaper 1 - "I can't wait for Facebook to see how cool we are"
Gaper 2 - "Heard about it!!"

by Gnar Shredder5 March 14, 2011

gaper

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

by sarge October 24, 2003

Gaper Gates

Gaper Gates are swarms of rookie skiiers which clog narrow parts of the ski runs, usually toward the end of the day when everyone is getting off the mountain. Mostly annoying, they can be fun to slalom as you pass through.

At the base of Lion's Head in Vail on BornFree, I linked 12 turns around the gaper gates!

by offpistol January 17, 2009

gaypertunity

A time when you get to do something that a homosexual would do.

Person 1: I was alone with him in the office for twenty minutes!
Person 2: Did you do something?
Person 1: I missed my gaypertunity.

by ssskinner June 2, 2010