Furry Cheque

Sexual favours offered to tradesmen or others by housewives, in lieu of cash payment.

Yeah bro, I fixed her car and got paid by furry cheque. . .

by Ocker Kris July 21, 2005

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furry tractor

anchorman quote from brick tamland

Hey, Ron! i'm riding a furry tractor

by Paul McBrodie December 14, 2008

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A Furry Jacuzzi is the process of sneaking up to someone who is enjoying a quiet (preferably candle lit) bath and throwing a live hamster into the bath.
It is best performed with multiple hamsters for a bubblier effect.

'So then i snuck into the bathroom and gave Her a Furry Jacuzzi'
'If you don't shut up, I'm going to furry Jacuzzi you're lazy ass!'

by Dan Barclay January 10, 2008

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Furry Vengeance

1.) Noun. - A tenacious sexual maneuver in which the man dives legs first onto a female's face and wraps his legs around her head in a death grip, presenting her with a faceful of brillo, much like the spikes of a porcupine. A few direct punches to the forehead may be necessary to maintain control of said female. Release is often encouraged after the female passes out or projectile vomits. However, Furry Vengeance can also be used as a preliminary move. Also see Alligator Fuckhouse and Space Docking.

2.) Noun. - See Tom Selleck

Greg: Dude my girlfriend's cheating on me. Fuckin bitch.

Chris: Its alright man just grow a canopy, lay down the law and show her Furry Vengeance.

by MightyMcGloin May 13, 2010

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Furryphobe

A based group of people who believe in a society where all Furries must be executed via Suffocation. A furryphobe also carries the duties of "Dealing with" furries which cross their path.

Did you see that based Furryphobe deal with that furry just then?

by Basedfurryhater August 14, 2022

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