The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.
by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018

by waller69 June 8, 2025

The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.
by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 17, 2021

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.
"He is a functional bumble fuck"
by SmartSuka February 12, 2017
