fucktard

One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)

"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"

by ImpossiBuddha April 18, 2015

fucktard

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.

That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!

by Fred Dahhling January 21, 2010

fucktarded

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life

1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!

by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007

fucktards

see: fucktard

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

fucktard

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com

Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.

by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007

fucktard

Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.

Most catholic girls are fucktards.

by Alfie The Horndog July 14, 2005

fucktard

A cross between a retard and a fuck. Usually referring to a guy who completely fucks up and must be mentally retarded to fuck up so badly.

Girl1: He actually said that?!?!?
Girl2: Yes.... :-S
Girl3: What a fucktard

by ViktorKrumwannabe February 14, 2009