fucktangular

To describe a situation that was messy and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

Man 1: Man, my parents divorce was a shitshow.
Man 2: How so?
Man 1: I was separated from my siblings, I went with my dad who turned to hard drugs to deal with it, my girlfriend broke up with and my dog died. My situation was fucktangular.

by Issa Idea December 5, 2018

Fucktabulasticbitch-ass

Fucktabulasticbitch-ass' root word is Fabulous, therefore, it's good

"How are you?", "I'm fucktabulasticbitch-ass, thank you!"

by swtmsry February 23, 2004

Fucktackle

Word used by a football fan whose Quarterback is Brett Favre after Favre throws yet another interception to lose a playoff game.

"Fucking Interception! Are you fucking kidding me?! OH MY FUCKTACKLE!"

by dldearinIUPUI February 1, 2010

fucktard fest

A gathering of fucktards

Taylor: Lets go hangout with my buddies
Brandon: Hell no. Not to that fucktard fest

by assturkey August 23, 2010

Fucktarded

When someone is so special and retarded that they don't even deserve your time to say fucking retarded so shorten it down into fucktarded.

Can also be used as a noun, fucktard

Adj: omg my friend is so fucktarded

Noun: ffs you are such a fucktard

by Rolyatekul February 26, 2017

fucktardation

When retardation becomes fucked up.
The act of being way worse than a retard.
Being extremely insane.

Did you just post revenge porn on your girlfriend...That's some serious fucktardation.

by ApeBeam June 5, 2018

FuckTard

The intentional or unintentional level of EXTREME stupidity perpetrated by an individual that makes a retarded person seen like they are Albert Einstein.

An uncommon level of stupidity only reached by a select few on our planet.

FuckTard - defined as(1)The actions of a California representative named Nancy Pelosi.
(2)The action of a person trying to start a chainsaw by holding the chain bar between your legs.

by Gator2018 February 22, 2018