frozen scrubby blumpkin

getting a blow job while taking a crap and eating a frozen desert treat, all while watching scrubs on TV.

I ate an ice cream sandwhich and was watching Scrubs while receiving a blumpkin making it a frozen scrubby blumpkin.

by 616 straz October 28, 2008

Frozen Mike

When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

by Smokey The DOG October 21, 2008

Frozen 2

And amazing and visually stunning sequel to Disney's "Frozen" (2013) that is (Dare I say) better than the orginal. Better visuals, better songs, and a better plot. Can't beat Frozen's nostalgia but is overall an even better film.

"Mom, can we watch Frozen 2 today?"

"No, we can't"

"Okay mom, get fucked"

by Bowman of the Tree May 13, 2020

Frozen Jim

A Frozen Jim is when you take a big, one piece lobo, freeze it, then stick it in your asshole. Also known as a frozen Adam, because he loves them so much.

Peter: "Why are you walking all funny?"
Adam: "Because Morgan Gave me like ten frozen jim's last night."

by Petris November 7, 2004

frozen firsts

Having sex with a emotionally cold or remote female virgin-typically a tease

Male 1-lets all do that chick
male 2-Hell yea...but im goin first...no sloppy seconds for me.
male 4-yea sure mate...you can have frozen firsts

by caedes451 January 9, 2006

Frozen Hot Chocolate

Hot chocolate, served cold, but not actually frozen. (yeah it's just chocolate milk)

Kelli: Hey do you want some frozen hot chocolate?

Erik: What's frozen hot chocolate?

Kelli: It's hot chocolate served cold.

Erik: Isn't that just chocolate milk.

Kelli: No it's completely different.

Erik: Ok then, if that's how you want to be.

by baumer224 February 4, 2009

Frozen Samantha

When you take a healthy turd, place a Popsicle stick in it, then freeze it. Once it is thoroughly frozen fuck a girls vagina with it.

aaaackk i got another UTI. I gotta stop getting frozen samanthas but they feel soo good.

by turkturki October 30, 2010