feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

Adjective: the action of eating and taking a dump simultaneously.

Dammit, why are you eating ice cream while you shit? You're feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

by VolMoose November 6, 2011

Bottom feeding

Sucking on another mans gooch

I was bottom feeding and caught his ass hair lice

by Feast April 10, 2015

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 8, 2009

Feeding the Ducks

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.

Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.

by Flaaron July 1, 2003

Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse

Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours

by Bufferhead May 30, 2011

Feeding the Rhino

a metaphore for the act of doing some sexual act to a womanizing man whore that has a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues. ussually resulting in the womanizing man whore with a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues to exclaim the phrase "WOW... what a great audience!"

Guy 1: "did you here about (insert girls name)?"

Guy2: "no... wait, was she Feeding the Rhino?"

Guy1: "WOW!"

by A Clockwork Apple December 6, 2011