click smut

Internet articles with no respectable content that are designed SOLELY for the purpose of getting people to click on their shit. Link titles often include "what happens next is amazing!" or similar

"This stranger just gave a random dog a dictionary. You won't believe what happens next!" <-click smut

by Mudroot37 December 18, 2014

Click-bait

Click-bait is something that someone uses a thing that usually to get someone attention. After they clicked it's not what they wanted. Common on Youtube and ROBLOX. Click-bait titles most likely have a name like this: ''I ALMOST DIED'' or ''PRANKING IN THE HOOD (GONE WRONG)''. Those are things that never happen in the video. No one almost dies and no one pranks in the hood (usually actors). The other way people click-bait is when something happened in the video they make it look more dramatic on the thumbnail and the title. People also like to add sexual things to the thumbnail or title to grab peoples attention. For example: ''THE MOST HOTTEST GAME EVER'' It turns out to be some first-person shooter game. The other way people click-bait is they say a title but they don't finish it so you can get curious to click on the video. For example: ''WE NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING'' or ''WHO DID THIS TO ME?!''.

Click-bait sucks.

by DoIevencare? November 3, 2017

clicking of the tongue

When speaking one might click their tongue indicating what they are going to say next will be legendary.

*click* (clicking of the tongue)"So this bitch decided she wanted to swing at me...."

by Clownsighting2016 January 5, 2017

click clackin

It means startin shit without knowledge of otha peoples capabilities. Therefore the results is the otha person gettin they ass whipped.

These white boys down herre click clackin.

by Eezzy August 2, 2006

click clack

1.)The sound of a pistol being cocked, or the sound of imminant death.
2.)A rap song by Slim Thug

"We were talkin shit then we heard *click clack* and he pulled out a 45."

by 3nchirit0 February 6, 2006

click and pull

click and pull - masterbation while viewing on line erotica; an allusion to the click and pull (merchandise) option for on-line shopping then picking up at brick and motar stores

Click and pull on free porn sites and save money over pay per view.

by TooSick4U October 10, 2009

click-ems'

noun
A cigarette soaked in formaldehyde that causes a cheap and painful psychedelic effect

Joe:what is wrong with those kids?
Smelly: oh, they've been smokin' click-ems' again.
Joe: janky.

Stoned Dude: holy shit! watch out it's fucking Bigfoot!...ow dude, my fingers hurt.

by thatkidwholikesdragonstoomuch February 19, 2009