I want to kill myself

When you don't want to live anymore.

Fuck this shit, I quit, I want to kill myself. - Severely depressed people

by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2022

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Screaming Crying Killing myself

When you don’t want to do something

Fuck sake i have Maths next, screaming crying killing myself

by Screaming Crying Killingmyself April 20, 2022

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im gonna jubilee line myself

Jubilee line is a song by Wilbur Soot (Your city gave me asthma 2020 full album) which refers to the suicide attempts in London.

X: Hey dude! Are you okay?

Y:Hey, im gonna jubilee line myself.

by wibluir_suit December 10, 2021

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yeah I’ll see myself out

When someone does something gross and stupid and realizes they did something gross and stupid

Person 1: Hey, what happens when I bang a girl?

Person 2: idk, what?

Person 1: she comes to you tomorrow with adoption papers!

Person 2: ...
Person 1: yeah I’ll see myself out

by imextermelywealthyandgay October 20, 2020

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I Can't Coman Kill Myself

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.

Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020

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