Flovid

Letting your hair grow long during the Covid crisis.

I’m not getting my haircut until Phase 4! Chics are going to dig my Flovid!

by Jon Boi October 19, 2020

Pokegender Fluid

One who Identifies their gender as a pokemon but is frequently changing that pokemon.

1:Man I feel like Pikachu, but sometimes charmander.
2: You must be Pokegender Fluid.

by Weewee nate February 21, 2018

flavin

Reference to "Simpsons" character Professor Frink. Describes a geek who is socially mal-adjusted. Often possesing technical know how.

"Gee that flavin will never get laid...he should stay in his parent's basement."

by gigglebiotch May 13, 2005

pre-ejaculatory fluid

"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").

The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.

The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.

by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010

Flavius Damian Ciprian

When you take a huge shit that brakes the wc seat

O,shit!!I just took a Flavius Damian Ciprian

by Truth power October 3, 2019

Gender fluid

A gender fluid person is one who neither identifies as Male or female, they usually use they/ them pronouns, however this is not always the case and also often change their name

I am gender fluid, please respect my pronouns by calling me they/ them, and please call me ace

by Gender and sexuality identity June 24, 2020

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010