Flude

To go down on (perform oral sex on) a woman.

Fluding is the act of 'licking out' a girl.

Derived from RUGworld (formally 'Flude Carpets')

"I fluded Lucy last night"
"Hey can you flude me?"
"We totally spent the day fluding"
"In the mood for a flude"

by Petal Hipkiss January 25, 2013

flugelbinder

the plastic tip of the shoelace.

Yo! Mane! hella sick flugelbinders!

by dimavolkov7 July 2, 2006

skin flute

playing the skin flute is giving oral sex to a male

honey plays the skin flute!

by || WOA || December 1, 2001

Douche flute

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus

1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?

by Douche Flute November 17, 2015

flugelhorn

A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.

Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.

by Stampy May 21, 2004

shit flumes

an intense, and very dangerous sport in which the brave competitors fire a projectile shit missile from the deep depths of their thundering anus down a series of complex flumes filled with many obstacles such as the giant flaming wall of gooch that should be avoided at all costs. the victor of this national event is awarded with the great golden shit of azregahn, presented my the great grand master of shit, the shit lord!

as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of shit fluming because it is possible for novice's with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity

i had only been participating in shit flumes for a day when i had the whole of the left side of my body torn off by a level 70 power shit as i was spectating the race, i can no longer pronounce the word elephant or sing jingle bells in a high pitched opera fashion. yet the experience was so intense that i will continue to shit flume until i die!

by the shit lord February 17, 2010

Flute Vomit

When you're learning a new song on your flute, and you try it out, only to have your fingers spazz out, resulting in an ugly sound. Also any time your flute makes a high-pitched, out of tune sound when playing normally.

We were playing Sea of Tranquility in Band the other day, and I had flute vomit all over the place.

by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011