floofer

a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t

Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?

by 39zeke39 November 29, 2009

Flooff

A small section of hair that is untamed relative to the rest of the hairstyle

Flooff, Donald Trump, stray cats, Baby hair, Carrot Top, bed head

by The Flooff Twins October 21, 2008

floogal

Efficiency amongst numbers, especially when dealing with currency.

Just give me $15 instead of $16 since $15 is more floogal.

by Da_Truth7 January 31, 2016

Faloofa doof

A Faloofa doof is when you wake up after you had a few to many to drink and your underwear is stretched over your head and your shirt is tied to your ballsack

Bruhh you got Faloofa doofed 😂

by Katie.ft.tae 😍🔒 December 21, 2016

Faloofa doof

A Faloofa doof is when you wake up after you had a few to many to drink and your underwear is stretched over your head and your shirt is tied to your ballsack

Bruhh you got Faloofa doofed 😂

by Katie.ft.tae 😍🔒 December 21, 2016

Floorable

A babe that immediately requires being tackled to the floor and fucked. Even though floorable make you cum in your pants on first sight look can be deceiving. Just like a floor they come in ghetto ass linoleum, tile or upper class hardwood. Most floorable women are in the linoleum category but some make tile or even hardwood. This measured by their socioeconomic sex appeal. If you can hit a hardwood floorable bitch right you could be set for life.

James: Hey Mark check that shit out, floorable as fuck. I have to hit that and I mean now. Right now. On the floor. I dont give a fuck.

Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.

James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.

by QUANTUM.L0G1K June 6, 2020

Floof

Floof is something nice people say or do in order to make someone like them. Floof can either be sincere, When someone genuinely wants the other person to like them, or insincere, as in when someone wants you to like them in order to put you off your guard.

This Twitter meme is very high quality floof.

by JasRee July 30, 2020