Batch Factor

n. The term for the amount of tobacco you have mixed in with the amount of cannabis you have in your session.

Used as a relative number rather than a quantitative value.

"Men we're down to our last gram, it is time to.."
"No sir..please....don't...."
"INCREASE THE BATCH FACTOR"
*sirens heard*

by BakedGood420 January 24, 2010

hyper-fact

A fact that is false in this universe, but possibly true in a parallel universe.

"Most lawyers are metrosexual." - Dude
"Dude, that is such a hyper-fact!" - Brah

by ERK404 May 4, 2010

spence factor

when a girl isn't very attractive or sexy, but you have the utmost desire to fuck the shit out of her

Me: Dude, what do you even see in that girl?
Bro: Gotta be the spence factor.

by MHhomewrecker September 9, 2011

darrall fact

A response to a question that has limited basis in fact or truth
A 50/50 chance of being right

Arran: How long do seagulls live ?
Darrall: The oldest gull recorded was over 50 years
Arran: That's a 'Darrall Fact'

by D_u_K_k January 26, 2017

hot factory

A mom with many hot, young adult offspring.

Kris Jenner is a hot factory.

by feetoid September 2, 2017

Near Fact Check

A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.

"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"

by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021

indian_fact_genius

An Instagram account with the sole purpose of delivering only the highest quality of facts. They are the smartest of the indian population and the penguin mascot says it all. Whether they're talking about the largest inside internal organ, the lifer, or the eifel towers do become smaller, you know your're getting the best of content.

Indian_fact_genius : Did you know, you are sad, Go India, Never give alochol to scorpoin, beefalo !!!, Do know of Jupitoup ? Is a planet that does rains some diamons.

by pen island in my pants December 23, 2020