nuts on your forehead

when you're walking down the hall and a boy comes up to you looking for a good time. and he goes "hey, what would you do if i just put my nuts on your forehead?" and you say "then i'd put MY nuts on YOUR forehead" is accepting invitation to go smoke some pot while listening to peters techno...
this only works if you're a girl.

"hey les, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?"-the bockelman
"i'd have your nuts on my forehead?"- les
(accepting)

"hey katie, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?" -the bockelman
"i'd cry"- Zanin
(declining)

by Lcslic January 26, 2006

Getting Forehead

When a man or a woman kisses the forehead of the other gender.

GUY 1:Dude that girl is totally getting forehead!
Guy 2:No way dude!

by Damnfly April 29, 2009

Forehead Wrinkles

When youre talking to a girl, mainly a bitch and she only talks at you, not to you. When she speaks at you, her forehead wrinkles because she is always pissed no matter what you did or did not do. Her forehead looks like a wrinkled ballsack.

Damn girl, if you get too pissed at me your forehead wrinkles will engulf your eyes and nose!

by CYDAB December 9, 2016

Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 25, 2006

FireHeart

An orange tabby warrior in the book series "Warriors."

FireHeart was shocked to see that WhiteClaw had fallen off the cliff.

by StrawberryStar December 10, 2017

angry forehead

a man who has an evergrowing forehead with a lot of frown wrinkles. a happy chap generally (yeah right) who just bimbles through life on an evergoing quest to dig himself out of the current black spot thats bringing him down. soon to be followed by another life-changing set of curcumstances to put him right back in the shit hole that he just spent the last 6 months trying to get out of.

'angry forehead is in a mood again'
'when will he fucking cheer up?'
'fuck knows'

by doofle January 30, 2005

forehead piercing

A forehead piercing occurs when someone is punched in the forehead by another with jewellry on their hands (See ring). The ring shall split thier skin open, similar to piercing an ear or such.

After she pushed her boyfriend to the ground, she gave him a forehead piercing with her rings. When he got up he couldn't believe that a girl had beaten him in a fight.


The next week he sent a legal document to her for assault.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004