1. Commonly associated with hipsters, sleeper cells normally found in close proximity to coffee houses.
2. Main arsenal include a standard issue MacBook Pro, or anything apple related.
3. Apparel include neon in copious quantities, possibly a scarf made to look older than it actually is, and thick black frame glasses.
4. Personal value: champion obscurity above all else. Instinctively attempt to articulate matters beyond their actual comprehension, and inflate their own ego or intelligence.
5. An annoying sense of entitlement paralleled with the absence of real accomplishments.
6. Due to their negative disposition, they are innately and superficially drawn towards the entropic breakdown of society, the very same society that fuels their secret consumerist desires. Will take the side of anyone, INCLUDING TERRORISTS, that oppose American ideals.
How to defeat a terrorist by proxy: question their accomplishments, threaten their intelligence, and understand that their responses are based off a lack of expertise. Be wary they may supply unrelated information and statistics to derail your argument; to counter this, accuse them of hipster-ism to derail their own argument. Finally, any response provided thereafter will only provide holes in their platform. Make sure to declare victory, also make sure to remind them of their own pathetic state.
2. Main arsenal include a standard issue MacBook Pro, or anything apple related.
3. Apparel include neon in copious quantities, possibly a scarf made to look older than it actually is, and thick black frame glasses.
4. Personal value: champion obscurity above all else. Instinctively attempt to articulate matters beyond their actual comprehension, and inflate their own ego or intelligence.
5. An annoying sense of entitlement paralleled with the absence of real accomplishments.
6. Due to their negative disposition, they are innately and superficially drawn towards the entropic breakdown of society, the very same society that fuels their secret consumerist desires. Will take the side of anyone, INCLUDING TERRORISTS, that oppose American ideals.
How to defeat a terrorist by proxy: question their accomplishments, threaten their intelligence, and understand that their responses are based off a lack of expertise. Be wary they may supply unrelated information and statistics to derail your argument; to counter this, accuse them of hipster-ism to derail their own argument. Finally, any response provided thereafter will only provide holes in their platform. Make sure to declare victory, also make sure to remind them of their own pathetic state.
Noah Tate is the archetypal terrorist by proxy that embodies these beliefs.
*someone makes comment about terrorists*
Noah Tate ignorantly defends terrorists: "are people that ignorant to put a generalization on a peaceful group of people. Every single muslim was peaceful and dedicated their lives to helping people. The media is corrupting peoples' beliefs. What happened with the red scare and the communists?"
Triggerhands: "sometimes stereotypes are right, that's how i know back people don't like mayonaise, you are starting to sound like a terrorist yourself."
Noah Tate: "any muslim in america moved here to escape their country and live a peaceful life."
Triggerhands: "so you are burdened by a higher education?"
Noah Tate: "I obviously wasn't trying to make myself seem more intelligent than you, your insults are non-effective, I'm not even going to read whatever arrogance you post next."
Triggerhands: win.
*someone makes comment about terrorists*
Noah Tate ignorantly defends terrorists: "are people that ignorant to put a generalization on a peaceful group of people. Every single muslim was peaceful and dedicated their lives to helping people. The media is corrupting peoples' beliefs. What happened with the red scare and the communists?"
Triggerhands: "sometimes stereotypes are right, that's how i know back people don't like mayonaise, you are starting to sound like a terrorist yourself."
Noah Tate: "any muslim in america moved here to escape their country and live a peaceful life."
Triggerhands: "so you are burdened by a higher education?"
Noah Tate: "I obviously wasn't trying to make myself seem more intelligent than you, your insults are non-effective, I'm not even going to read whatever arrogance you post next."
Triggerhands: win.
by triggerhands/sir bustacapalot March 28, 2011
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A percieved enemy to a country or countries pollitical and/or economical power that uses "unconvential" methods of warfare to inflict physical or economical harm on a countries population or property.
One man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist.
Isn't it odd how America won their indepence using "gorrilla" tactics yet when other counties do the same it's called "terrorism"?
Hey! They're not fighting fair! Damn terrorists. Come out and line up so we can actually hit you back. Waaaaaaa!
Isn't it odd how America won their indepence using "gorrilla" tactics yet when other counties do the same it's called "terrorism"?
Hey! They're not fighting fair! Damn terrorists. Come out and line up so we can actually hit you back. Waaaaaaa!
by TraderVix January 6, 2004
Get the terrorists mug.1) someone who uncaringly and without compassion for others, or respect to their current conversation, daily musings and/or bonding time totally interrupts hijacks and suicide bombs your conversation(very much like a cockblock).
2) A short midget(metaphorically speaking) (usually female), (always a bitch) around 4'11" that just doesnt shut up.
2) A short midget(metaphorically speaking) (usually female), (always a bitch) around 4'11" that just doesnt shut up.
1)Me and my bro Frankie were talking about the game last night, when this girl jumps in talking about how sucky her day was. Damn conversation terrorist.
1)Barbara doesnt let me speak for one damn SECOND!
1)Barbara doesnt let me speak for one damn SECOND!
by Fleepss March 6, 2008
Get the conversation terrorist mug.Any fist pound between bro's that is used to indicate mutual agreement of opinion, in lieu of "Amen," "Word," or similar exclamations. Can be abbreviated as "TFP."
It is an ironic twist on Fox News's disgraceful characterization of Barack Obama's fist pound with his wife as a "terrorist fist jab" after Obama clinched the nomination for the Democratic presidential candidacy.
It is an ironic twist on Fox News's disgraceful characterization of Barack Obama's fist pound with his wife as a "terrorist fist jab" after Obama clinched the nomination for the Democratic presidential candidacy.
Bro 1: "Dude, you haven't found a job yet either?"
Bro 2: "Naw, man, I just sit around and play video games all day."
Bro 1: "Haha, me too, bro! Terrorist fist pound!!"
(They pound their fists together.)
Bro 2: "Naw, man, I just sit around and play video games all day."
Bro 1: "Haha, me too, bro! Terrorist fist pound!!"
(They pound their fists together.)
by Liberal usage 23 June 20, 2008
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Performed by two persons, usually gently hitting their fists together.
Performed by two persons, usually gently hitting their fists together.
by Mike "Al Akba" Niem June 15, 2008
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