nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"

"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"

by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015

Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023

fast flap

That piece of extra skin that hangs down from a domestic or wild cat's belly. Some say it is to help the cat run faster. This loose flap of skin on the abdomen helps the cat stretch out further with each stride. Some say it is extra skin in case the cat has to binge eat and store extra fat in the wild.

The bengal's fast flap helps it run faster, up to 30 miles per hour.

by Rosie v B September 14, 2013

the fast and the furious

A crappy movie that the director compares to opera, starring an actor who the director keeps calling "a beautiful, beautiful man." And it has Vin Deisel.

by Lifeman October 4, 2003

juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.

"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"

by choo mama December 9, 2008

the fast and the furious

A streetracing movie that really, really sucked for car guys.

Die Paul Walker die.

by Dude May 18, 2004

Fast Flow

The reaction of a female responding to vaginal pleasure and getting extremely moist down below quickly.

Ahh shit this bitch got Fast Flow.

by TRICK88 July 22, 2014