flapping

Garland reference to unstable internet equipment that is continuously bouncing between an up and down state.

The telephone company's router was flapping so much that nobody could get connected to the internet.

by swanssy January 13, 2009

Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)

friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...

by Dick Champ May 24, 2011

your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear

"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."

by OPi3 March 3, 2004

fopping

When a girl takes a boy (usually boyfriend) shopping for clothes and she takes the boy around for ages asking for opinion when all the boy wants to do is leave.

Person 1: How did it go yesterday with sophie?

Person 2: pretty shit.. she took me fopping for ages..

by spooky098765432123456743234 August 25, 2010

Fupping

Fupping is a revolutionary up and coming content creation platform. The world of online media is a constantly changing and evolving landscape. Fupping aims to revolutionize the industry by putting the power to create back in the hands of you, the readers.

Want to go write for Fupping? Sure thing man.

by KingKongKilla May 31, 2018

Flapping Borker

Very loose, large vagina with flappy labia that makes questionable sounds during intercourse.

It's 5 am. She's the only one left in the club. You're desperate so you decide to bite the bullet. When you get home and get frisky, you fell an entire pastrami sandwich down there. Yup, she's got one of them flapping borkers.

by elktw January 19, 2019

Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.

I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.

by MyNameIsJohan August 14, 2010