Fappable

Of sufficient quality to masturbate too

Person 1 : Hey dood did you just see that chick walking down the street?

Person 2: Yeah I didn't really like her face but that shit is totally Fappable

by freakichashew August 22, 2008

fappergasted

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

FALPE

Acronym: Fire Ass Liquid Poop Explosion

Pronunciation: 'fowl-pee

What happens when you choose poorly at lunchtime.

Runs of the worst kind.

I guess 3 bean burritos with hot sauce was a bad idea. I barely made it to the crapper before the FALPE arrived.

by theKapn September 6, 2007

fappability

The likely hood you would fapp to another person usually on a scale of 1-10

man her fappability is a 9

by darkstalker24 May 24, 2014

Fapper

One who faps, or practices fapping.

"Fapper's his username".

by Dinky May 21, 2004

fappetite

The appetite you work up after fapping for several hours. A fappetite can only occur after fapping for at least an hour straight...

I worked up a mean fappetite after my session ended..

Johnny worked up a fappetite after masturbating furiously for several hours.

by fappatite sammich March 13, 2014

fappegedon

This is the motherload of all faps. Almost the end of all days type fap job here. A fapegedon can be triggered by an icloud leak of celebrity photos, your mother accidently sexting the school principle, or even spending a night in China and Paris. When tweets and facebook messages flood the internet with #thefappening , prepare yourself for many nights of the fappegedon. Essential items to buy for a fappegedon would include: tissues, lubricant or excessive saliva, a laptop, and alone time. Just know that you are experiencing this phenomenon with millions of other like minded people. If you run out of skin to blink make sure you contact a medical professional.

Me: "Hey Dan, did you see the leaked nude celebrity videos of Roseanne, Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand, and Tara Reid."

Dan: "Holy fuck, the fappegedon is upon us. I must go home to survive the storm!"

by kyjellyfighter September 2, 2014