farker

A word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.

1) That farker almost ran me off the road!
2) That farker just bit me!
3)You are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!

by Stokedlove February 23, 2011

Frosted flaker

A flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeasement because he/she flaked.

Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.

Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.

by Xylem October 11, 2010

facker

a faggot fucker

kyle made this facker word up and said "Ruben ur such a fuckin facker"

by the one and only best masturbater October 14, 2003

Folker

When you are under the influence of alcohol, and can not help but to hook up with red heads or people that has a name that refers to a city. (ex. Houston)

Hey bro you know that rachel girl from lastnight?

ya she totaly was a folker

by Maxxaimilian November 7, 2010

boobie faker

n. A man who adds breasts to his physical appearance artificially, e.g. through the use of a bra.

Is that guy a boobie faker?

by The Grammar Nazi January 19, 2002

Facker

an alternative, slightly crass, expressive term for someone's face (optional, more acceptable terminology include: Visage, Countenance)

After a few too many scoops of the special snakey sauce the preceding night, Foolstone stumbles out of his tent, inadvertently stacks it and ends up with his facker, face down in the mud. On hawling himself to his feet, he is greeted by a bubbly, thinning Oompa-Loompa in stitches who says:

'Look@the state of show's facker!'

In response to which Foolstone mutters:

'I need a Mac Attack'

by thattw*tthatcallsyoufoolstone August 18, 2008

fanker

a group or individual fake punkers

Simple Plan is a bunch of fankers

by Ashlee LT August 28, 2005