Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.
Facebook by I<3Puss-ee-s August 9, 2010
The perfect way to find to stalk people on the internet!!! You can read their wall look at their pics at their friends with out being their friends. And know who their family is and where they are at.
FaceBook by klaudia3092 January 15, 2011
facebook by JustaFried8 September 10, 2011
Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?
Me: Again??????
Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.
Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.
-1 Hour Later-
Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!
Mom: I'll be off in a minute.
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Again??????
Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.
Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.
-1 Hour Later-
Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!
Mom: I'll be off in a minute.
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Facebook by Dancing with Fire September 11, 2011