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Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009
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Fandango Commercial Murder Rage

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.
I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.
by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009
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The Foundation

by yako-li March 25, 2021
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foundate

To bicker in an online chat room, such as on a DC hub, or IRC channel.
"Why do you always foundate everything I say?!?"
by squishy_bananas May 4, 2006
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Sunday Funday

Drinking Heavily starting as early on Sunday as physically possible. Sunday Funday Starts with Unlimited Champagne Brunch and continues until you pass out in a gutter, on a bar stool, in the bathroom, or face down in the sand.
Sunday Funday ended with me waking up face down in the sand at 6pm Sunday Night
by McFishy February 16, 2009
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Monday funday

A weekly event where various ramapo freshman, including 2 jews, an attractive girl, and a ginger, unite to smoke an excess amount of herbal "medication". Throwing fives or throwing some stash is expected.
Yoooo, monday funday is in 501 tonight! Sweet, i just got some grandaddy to try out in ivy.
by ramablow April 22, 2011
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ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)
Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.
by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006
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