Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet

Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean

by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025

foreskin cheese

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance

you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!

by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025

Foreskin Nipplejob

The rarest type of nipplejob and the rarest type of sex act. It’s when an intact man inserts a woman’s nipple underneath his foreskin. You never see this type of nipplejob in porn. It doesn't work for circumcised men.

I really wish foreskin nipplejobs were a thing in porn. I'd invent it if I joined porn. I'm surprised Angela White hasn't done that. After all, she plays with foreskins and inserts her tongue in them.

I'd love to do a foreskin nipple job with Sky Bri, Asteria Jade, Angie Faith, Kay Lovely, and Shae Summers.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 23, 2025

Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.

P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.

by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025

nice job foreskin

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."

teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

by Sefcear#32 May 25, 2020

thot’s foreskin

When a thot raises her shirt, the lower portion of her back that is visible is called a thot’s foreskin.

Robert: Yo, there’s this hot girl that I think’s in to me.
Fred: Fuck you man, she showed you her thot’s foreskin yet?
Robert: Bitch-fucker!!

by CaptThomas April 10, 2019

rumpled foreskin

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015