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Discord Flu

Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.
Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'
by Zekespeare December 14, 2019
mugGet the Discord Flumug.

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.
That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.
by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009
mugGet the Cornswaggle Flumug.

finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.
I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!
by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016
mugGet the finals flumug.

swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.
You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.
by PlayboyR January 2, 2014
mugGet the swoop flumug.

Liquor Flu

Flu like symptoms related to failing to continue binge drinking. Usually occurring right at the end of a long bender.
"Man after those three days in Vegas, I think I'm getting the Liquor Flu."
by parspleen September 10, 2016
mugGet the Liquor Flumug.

spicy flu

Me: did you hear about Larry?
Them: yea... Done caught the spicy flu...
by Official Buzzy November 23, 2021
mugGet the spicy flumug.

Forest Flu

The Forest Flu is a sickness experienced by most people after attending the Electric Forest Festival in Rothbury, Michigan. The combination of wearing your immune system down after 4 straight days of partying, with sharing germs with people from all areas of the country, as well high levels of dust on the festival grounds, leads to a high percentage of festival attendees to report various symptoms that coincide with the common cold, influenza and sinus infections.

Forest Flu does not directly imply, but can include other diseases transferred through unsafe sex and unsafe drug sharing.
My friends and I all got sick after we got back from Electric Forest. We definitely all got some of the Forest Flu....it happens every year.
by Anson W July 25, 2015
mugGet the Forest Flumug.

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