feetish

a fetish for feet. one who is turned on by high heels, flip flops or bare naked feet is said to have a feetish.

Paul gets aroused in womens shoe stores because he has a "feetish".

by ringos rifle September 19, 2009

Wal-Mart feet

A person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. The name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every Wal-Mart on the globe.

Damn girl! For lookin' so fine you got some nasty ass Wal-Mart feet!

by DipTester May 23, 2007

Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
--
Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
--
Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010

flectra

a flectra is a kind of ransomware that copies your work and then publishes it for free on the internet after rebranding it

WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it

This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!

by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022

Country Feet

1. Hard, rough dry feet usually obtained by walking bare foot. Country feet can walk on hot rocks/ hot dirt roads and feel no pain. Most contry boys have country feet.

2. Country feet the opposite of City feet.

Friend 1: I can't believe Andrew walked all the way home barefoot like that.

Friend 2: He'll be fine, he has country feet. He's used to walking long distances on hot surfaces barefoot.

by Latina_Lorie July 22, 2009

Troll Feet

Ugly and unattractive feet; often consists of callouses, bunions, and toe jam.

Chris: Hey Fluxxy.

Fluxxy: "Have you seen Ari's feet?! She's got mad troll feet!"

Chris: "That's why we never see her feet in pictures..."

by Your Silhouette May 11, 2011

museum feet

Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.

"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."

by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014