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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time
Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
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Portland flavor saver

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.
Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!
by WiscoKid July 22, 2020
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Flavorgasm

When a food or drink hits "the spot"
Cheesecake and coffee just gave me a flavorgasm.
by bobbyk724 February 1, 2009
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hug your favourite furry day

On November 26th you have to hug your favourite Furry and thy cannot fight back.

Its time to show our favourite Furr that we like them.
Hey, bro! Its hug your favourite Furry day so come here and let me give you a big hug.
by Jenni.xx November 17, 2021
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flavorless

"he kinks his hair and wears tight pants, but he's definitely flavorless"
by Ann Putney January 13, 2004
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Flavor Nugget

The little piece of shit lodged way up in your ass that makes all your farts stink like holy hell until you pass that shit.
Dude that shit is rediculous, how on earth could any man produce a smell so terrible, you better drop that flavor nugget.
by Connor McNugget March 16, 2008
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coffee flavored milk

A drink made out of milk with a little bit of coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.
Starbucks is America's number one dairy supplier by selling large amounts of coffee flavored milk.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
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