Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

by Bonehead September 7, 2021

do a Fergie

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

by Thevos January 10, 2022

Ferda

Commonly used among hockey players. It means "For the" for short. Like ferda boys and for the boys. Also used to describe someone as a good friend or something that sounds cool.

Riley: Wanna play some puck ferda?
Jonesy; That sounds pretty ferda.

by Ya I'd say so How bout it. January 18, 2017

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.

What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker”

by Carlos science November 24, 2019

chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013

Smooth move, Ferguson

A phrase uttered when a person does a particularly silly or clutz-like act. (i.e. tripping, failing a pick-up line)

Used just like "smooth move," "smooth move, Ferguson" gets its origin from the NBC sitcom, 30 Rock in the episode, "Everything Sunny All the Time Always" Where Tracy Jordan wants to be in on the inside joke - "smooth move, Ferguson!"

(Someone just trips over their own foot)

You: "Smooth move, Ferguson!"

by Schmitty123 May 24, 2011

pimp ferocity

1) The act of agressively pimping, to the point of embarrassing close friends who lack your pimp game.

2) Pimping hard.

"Man Drew has so many girls, I admire his pimp ferocity."

"I'm so embarrassed, he's got so much pimp ferocity it put me to shame."

"Ladies have have pimp ferocity too."

by Lil Dick March 6, 2008