fecalphile

fecal+phile=one that shows a strange fascination for feces.

My little brother, an avid fecalphile, could tell stories and jokes, for HOURS, about anything having to do with feces.

by tywyll seren May 14, 2006

Fecal fingers

A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.

Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...

by Schismrobo January 7, 2008

fecebook

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.

Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."

by Dlove87 July 4, 2008

Feces

Material that comes out of ones bum.

The feces is emerging from my nether region.

by Groovatron February 28, 2002

Fecal Incontinence

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

by gwaijai June 12, 2009

Fecal Viscosity

A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.

Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

feck

Feck is a polite way of saying 'fuck'.

What the feck is going on here?!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022